Like it or not, both locals and other tourists on your next holiday will surely judge you based on what you’re wearing. Even the most fashion-savvy person should take a look at this list and take major precautions. There’s nothing worse than committing a fashion faux pas while travelling.
Touristy paraphernalia
Whether you’re eager to represent your hometown or to tell the world where you’ve been (even while you’re still there), we can see why you’re drawn to the ever popular touristy garb. We understand. You’re proud of your city, you’re proud of your status as a tourist and you’re proud of the decision you made in picking a destination. The only problem is that all your pride is keeping you on every worst-dressed list trolling the interwebs. So we suggest toning it down, just a little. Try to blend in on your holiday, you won’t be such an easy mark.
TIP: Save this souvenir for once you’ve returned home and wear it proudly to show off your travels.
Heels
Ladies, consider leaving the heels at home when you’re travelling to a destination that requires a lot of walking. We understand that you want to dress to impress all the strangers which you’ll likely never see again, but why not embrace some cute flats? Invariably, being a tourist comes with a lot of time spent on your feet, so just save yourself the pain and slip into something more comfortable that’ll actually allow you to walk around. Those stilettos look great on you as you walk into the club on a Friday night, but they don’t look so hot as you struggle to keep up with your morning tour group in Paris.
TIP: As a compromise, pack one pair of moderate heels for special occasions such as a trip to the theatre or an upscale dinner. But, when it comes to tour the city, leave them at the hotel!
Crocs™
Oh the monstrosities that are Crocs™, what are we going to do with them? Now, we will admit that Crocs™ are pretty comfortable. But how about we take a different route, just for fashion’s sake? As an everyday shoe, the Clogs by Crocs™ are clunky and loud (colour wise), but there is a loophole. These shoes are not to be tossed by the wayside completely. Crocs™ have several other styles to offer – ones that are just as comfortable but a lot easier on the eye.
TIP: If you must wear Crocs™, give their flats or Mary Janes a try and you’ll see that it is possible for comfort and style to coexist.
Socks and sandals (together!)
Mixing socks and sandals is kind of like mixing oil and milk – it should never be done. And yet people still do. Sure, we could say that the mysterious lure of socks and sandals has always baffled us, but we know what it is: people want their feet to breathe without completely throwing caution to the wind and letting their bare feet out. We recognize your struggle, but take a walk on the wild side and let your feet breathe as freely as possible on your next trip. Or don’t and keep the socks paired with some simple closed-toe shoes. Just know that you can’t have the best of both worlds, so please give this mismatched pair a break.
TIP: Just don’t do it.
Bum bags
Now we can see the initial appeal of bum bags. How wonderful is it that you can carry all your worldly possessions in one place and have them at hand and easily accessible at all times? We’re just brimming with excitement at its convenience. But consider this: There is no way to look fashionable with a bum bag on. It just isn’t possible. Go for a cross-body bag instead. They’re cuter and function the same way – plus you will look less touristy.
TIP: If you insist on opting for this often ridiculed tourist staple, your are in luck. Bum bags have seen a stylish re-branding lately under a new moniker: “belt bags.” So, if you are a bum bag fan, wear it proudly and insist that your belt bag is straight off the catwalk.
Hawaiian shirts
What can we say about Hawaiian shirts? Nothing really, except that they are only acceptable when you’re actually in Hawaii or at a Luau of some sort. Hawaiian shirts don’t belong in your pictures in front of the London Tower or at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Just trust us, you’ll be thankful later.
TIP: Plan a Hawaiian trip and wear your tropical floral print proudly! Or Mauritius will do too.
Convertible pants
In theory, convertible pants definitely sound like a good idea – wear them as shorts when it gets warm and wear them as pants when it cools down a bit. Like bum bags, the convenience is just amazing. But as travel experts we have earned that convenience and style are often mutually exclusive. Convertible pants are not the exception to this rule. If you want to get a leg up on fashion, ditch the convertible pants!
TIP: Check the weather in the morning and dress accordingly. Should there be drastic changes in the weather throughout the day, take some layers with you and you’ll be fine!
Going shirtless
Gentlemen, unless you’re at the beach soaking in the sun, it just doesn’t seem right for you to be walking around topless. If you’re hot, there are ways to keep cool without imposing your overwhelming manliness on everyone around. Wear a sleeveless, cotton T-shirt. It’s light and it’ll keep you comfortable (and clothed).
TIP: No shirt = major problem getting into restaurants and some tourist attractions, so be sure to keep a shirt handy if you want to be welcome everywhere.
Jumper tied around your waist
It can be hard to predict the weather in a new place, and it is always smart to be prepared when heading out for a full day of sightseeing. It could be warm in the afternoon and cool down in the evening. Bringing a light jacket or jumper when you leave your hotel for a day in a new city can be a wise decision, but should you not need it, you will be faced with quite the predicament. No one wants to hold a jacket all day, but what is this alternative? You may be tempted to sacrifice fashion for function and tie it around their waist but, like the fanny pack, this hands-free solution isn’t always the most stylish tourist look!
TIP: Bring a backpack or canvas tote to store your jumper and any souvenirs you may pick up during your sightseeing adventures.
Featured image: Pedro Ribeiro Simões, Tourists via Flickr CC BY 2.0
